Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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