I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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