I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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