and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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