D3 body, D1 cock
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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