I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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