Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Her vagina smelled like chicken

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why do you say that

(605): View more from South Dakota

chicken smells like everything

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(708): View more from Illinois

The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.

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(845): View more from New York

You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.

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