And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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