drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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