i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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