great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm always down for nudity.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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