He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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