He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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