I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
third nipple confirmed
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Randomize