just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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