She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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