are you still at the devil's house?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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