I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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