dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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