You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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