If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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