do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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