Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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