so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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