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apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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