Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm just crazy horny about you
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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