Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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