ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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