He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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