After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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