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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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