He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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