Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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