thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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