I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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