We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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