Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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