You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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