Dual....:-)
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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