i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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