She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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