I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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