One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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