Duck Duck Cougar?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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