playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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