Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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