I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
