So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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