he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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