rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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