so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Randomize