watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I got inside last night via doggy door
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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