i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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