She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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